An Ode

Your D@H founders were recently introduced to what is obviously the TRUE nectar of the gods (ambrosia, my ass).  It touched me somewhere deep inside in a way that no other alcohol has, not even Franzia boxed Cabernet Sauvignon ($12.99/5 litres at Dirt Cheap Beer & Liquor - "Come to Dirt Cheap!  Remember guys, the more she drinks, the better you look!").  It made such an impact on my psyche that I've written some haikus in its honor (with the help of my more articulate half, Will):

Fluffed marshmallow drink
Sounds pretty great on its own...
As a vodka - JOY!

Marshmallow vodka:
A new take on "toasted" S'mores!
*Avoid open flame.

The downside to s'mores:
Tasty snacks but hard to drink.
This? Best of both worlds.

That's right, drunken fans, I'm talking about Smirnoff Fluffed Marshmallow Vodka.  Behold:



Sure, it would be delicious mixed with Chocovine or Bailey's or whatever, but even I - who sometimes finds tiramisu to taste too strongly of alcohol - drank this stuff straight.  And loved every minute of it.  I bet you can guess what I'LL be doing tonight.

Signing off,
The One Who Is Not Heather