Drunken Paradise

Today is really rainy, cold, and shitty where we live.

So I am planning on spending the day pretending I live here:

What you can't see is that behind me is a bar, laden with strong tropical drinks that are free and delicious.

I am also the hottest one on the beach because I'm the ONLY one on the beach.

The water is warm, the sun is warmer, and I am NOT sitting at a desk (aka human cage). Nope, nope.

Just relaxing in an intense state of denial.