Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Downfalls of Airbags

I hope you got super schwastedy last night! I know I did! Not 100% sure I'm not still a bit tipsy to be honest.

This brings us to a new section of our blog I just invented:

DRUNKEN MUSINGS.

If you are trying to kill your wife and make it look like an accident by getting into repeated car accidents, airbags would no longer be considered safety devices so much as a hindrance.
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2 comments:

  1. LizzNovember 1, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    You might say the same about doctors, if the method of wife-killing were by poison.

    Wait, why is it automatically the WIFE that is the victim here??

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  2. HeatherNovember 2, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    I already know the sexist answer - because we open our mouths. Im sure we're asking for it. ;)

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