Haiku Humpday, 3rd ed.

Welcome to the third edition of our installment series, Haiku Humpday. This is the time when we raise the intellectual level of our blog by writing drink-y poetry. Enjoy.

In-laws' for Christmas.

They're non-drinkers... I've got the

Sparklin' Cider Blues.

- Miss Lizzie

New Years Eve Party

Go out and buy a new dress.

Too fat from Christmas. :(

- Heather

Haiku Humpday, 2nd ed.

Welcome to the second edition of our installment series, Haiku Humpday. This is the time when we raise the intellectual level of our blog by writing drink-y poetry. Enjoy.

Christmas cocktail time!
Hear your family argue
Through a drunken haze.
- Miss Lizzie

Careful with presents!
Never, ever shake the box.
Booze could be inside.
- Heather

Haiku Humpday

In a new installment series, we will raise the intellectual level of our drinky blog by writing poetry for you.

We're classy like that.

Oh, the gummi bears!
They are drowning, please help them!
Wait - it’s vodka. Yum.

- Miss Lizzie

Eggnog: What are you?

You are neither egg, nor nog.

Sure are tasty though.

- Heather