During one of my bigger pity parties, the liquor started talking back! I got really, REALLY angry with myself for being such a whiny-ass. SO, the following list ensued.
Watch as I solve pretty much every problem you've ever thought you had:
What's Wrong With You?
1) Too fat.
Quit stuffing your face and get off your ass.
2) Too poor.
Quit spending money on shit you don't need.
3) Too ugly.
Slap some make-up on them shits!
4) Crappy personality.
Quit being a weirdo and be a normal effing person.
5) Too stupid.
Read a book, moron.
That ought to do it! There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved with critical thinking and an attitude!
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