4 Places to be, or Not to be, Drunk.

You might be a drink-y person wondering, "Hey! How do I network with other people who share my interests? Like drinking?" In an effort to find you some drinking buddies, here are some common places you can find, and socialize with, other lushes:

1. Bars
Pretty much a given. Alcohol is known to live here.

2. Sporting events
The best place to find drunk men, who are also loud.

3. The sidewalk
Best place to find catatonic drunks. They make the best listeners.

4. Holiday shopping
This might shock you fellas, but there is an astounding number of women who won't go xmas shopping without getting completely shnockered beforehand. Why do you think Black Friday starts at midnight and ends with someone getting trampled to death?





Now that you know where to find some drink-y friends, it should also be noted that there are several places you should NOT be a drunk person trying to hang out with other drunk people:

1. Church
Chugging the communal wine is not a good way to make friends.

2. Daycare
It is generally frowned upon to slur obscenities to children.

3. In the car
Car accidents are not a good networking tool.

4. Court
It is hard to plead not guilty with liquor on your breath.