12 Days of Xmas

It's open season for xmas gift shopping and in case any of you were wondering what I wanted, I put together a comprehensive list you may select from, set to the tune of, "The 12 Days of Christmas."

On the 12 Days of Christmas, Santa brought to meee:

12 Vacation Houses

11 Million Dollars

10 Designer Handbags

9 Booze Cases

8 Investment Bankers

7 Hot Cars

6 Tennis Bracelets








5 Big TV's!

4 Politicians

3 Giant Yachts

2 New Wardrobes

And a big, fat sack of money!!