Haiku Humpday

In a new installment series, we will raise the intellectual level of our drinky blog by writing poetry for you.

We're classy like that.

Oh, the gummi bears!
They are drowning, please help them!
Wait - it’s vodka. Yum.

- Miss Lizzie

Eggnog: What are you?

You are neither egg, nor nog.

Sure are tasty though.

- Heather