Haiku Humpday, 2nd ed.

Welcome to the second edition of our installment series, Haiku Humpday. This is the time when we raise the intellectual level of our blog by writing drink-y poetry. Enjoy.

Christmas cocktail time!
Hear your family argue
Through a drunken haze.
- Miss Lizzie

Careful with presents!
Never, ever shake the box.
Booze could be inside.
- Heather