5 Drunks Who Will Ruin Your Night

Everyone has been out drinking with one of these. You spend endless time fantasizing how much fun you are going to have tonight while tediously getting ready then one of your friends texts you, "Is it ok if _____ comes too?" Shit.

Thinking about leaving you there.

1. Pukes by 10:30

Really? I know we're all in a rush to have fun but certainly anyone could have predicted that a kamikaze row of shots as soon as we got in the door was not a good idea.

My favorite part is the non-tan hairline.

2. Punches bartender

Also known as the aggressive drunk. "Bros" are the most common offenders, frequently getting into arguments about whose fake tan looks less orange.

Now we don't want to be seen with you.

3. Cries because everything is the WORST

Life sucks. For pretty much everyone - hence, why we're all out trying to have a good time. You ruined it.

Not using good judgement.

4. Leaves with stranger

At least be considerate if you're going to be a whore. Tell your friends you're leaving before they panic you've been left or kidnapped. Also, we'll then be able to give a description to the police when you are murder-raped.

This is a "boys night" of a different color.

5. Brings significant other to girls/boys night out

If it's girls/boys night out, don't drag your lame boyfriend/bitchy girlfriend. You would think the term "Girls/Boys night out" would be enough to imply we don't like him/her.

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