Oh for goodness' sake. I have Googled my heart out, and read CSS tutorials until my head hurt (which didn't take long, considering just this morning I had never heard of CSS), and I still haven't found a straightforward answer to WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO MAKE MY WEBSITE THE SAME IN ALL RESOLUTIONS. I'm usually not one for caps - I'm quite soft-spoken - but I am at my wit's end up in here. Random code bits don't help much when I have no idea how to edit them or where to put them.
*quiet sob*
- Lizz
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Technical Difficulties
Soooooo, I....
1) Finally, after much laboring, get the website looking more or less how I want it.
2) Rejoice.
3) Check out the website from a different computer.
4) Bang head on said computer.
It looks completely different on a smaller monitor! Why oh why does web design have to be so needlessly difficult?? The internet should be accessible to people with Liberal Arts degrees, too, ya know. This is discrimination. Is there anyone out there who can help me??
Deep breath. I, with the aid of my trusty Franzia boxed wine ("Cheap Wine Reviews" is a feature we will soon add to the blog, because that's how I roll), will calm down and Google this until I sort it out. If we have any loyal fans, I thank you for your patience.
Smooches,
Miss Lizzie*
*sounds like I work "upstairs" in a saloon, but I like it because it's the term of endearment Heather calls me.
1) Finally, after much laboring, get the website looking more or less how I want it.
2) Rejoice.
3) Check out the website from a different computer.
4) Bang head on said computer.
It looks completely different on a smaller monitor! Why oh why does web design have to be so needlessly difficult?? The internet should be accessible to people with Liberal Arts degrees, too, ya know. This is discrimination. Is there anyone out there who can help me??
Deep breath. I, with the aid of my trusty Franzia boxed wine ("Cheap Wine Reviews" is a feature we will soon add to the blog, because that's how I roll), will calm down and Google this until I sort it out. If we have any loyal fans, I thank you for your patience.
Smooches,
Miss Lizzie*
*sounds like I work "upstairs" in a saloon, but I like it because it's the term of endearment Heather calls me.
Minutes from D@H Meeting This Week
Pssssssh, yeah right! Like we keep minutes. Please.
Really, we more so emptied out a box of wine and vented our daily life frustrations. It was very cathartic. However, we did decide to open a YouTube channel and for your entertainment, we will begin recording drunken videos of ourselves in the very near future. If you have questions you would like us to take, we'd be happy to integrate and discuss so just contact us if you get a bright idea or something.
Now ponder this:
Really, we more so emptied out a box of wine and vented our daily life frustrations. It was very cathartic. However, we did decide to open a YouTube channel and for your entertainment, we will begin recording drunken videos of ourselves in the very near future. If you have questions you would like us to take, we'd be happy to integrate and discuss so just contact us if you get a bright idea or something.
Now ponder this:
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
What's Wrong With You?
During one of my bigger pity parties, the liquor started talking back! I got really, REALLY angry with myself for being such a whiny-ass. SO, the following list ensued.
Watch as I solve pretty much every problem you've ever thought you had:
What's Wrong With You?
1) Too fat.
Quit stuffing your face and get off your ass.
2) Too poor.
Quit spending money on shit you don't need.
3) Too ugly.
Slap some make-up on them shits!
4) Crappy personality.
Quit being a weirdo and be a normal effing person.
5) Too stupid.
Read a book, moron.
That ought to do it! There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved with critical thinking and an attitude!
Do work and don't forget to visit the site!
Monday, October 24, 2011
Monday, Monday
Time to reflect upon how much of my precious and limited free-time I wasted getting wasted.
Did you:
-Finish Painting the wall?
No.
- Clean out the car?
No.
- Unpack the fall/winter clothes?
No.
Cheers to another super fun, unproductive weekend! Hoorah!
Friday, October 21, 2011
Fyi, Ders:
Just a quick note to say that I will put tons of work into the forum this weekend. Heather currently can't find the piece of paper with the admin login & password (my guess is she had a few Mojitos while creating the thing), but she is fervently looking. Everyone cross your fingers that it can be found... i.e. that her son didn't eat it. I have Big Drunken Plans(TM) for the forum which must not be thwarted by a one-year old who likes to chew on things.
Hugs and kisses,
Heather's cohort
Hugs and kisses,
Heather's cohort
OMFG We Finally Launched!!!
Ok, so it's not perfect, but whatever.
The point is.....
THE PAGE IS FINALLY LAUNCHED!!!!
More than likely, we'll be working through some bugs here and there as we go along and learn a bit more about how to operate this damn thing. But, I'm so excited to have the site up for everyone's collective enjoyment!
How long have we all needed a place to go to be drunk at home together? Like forever.
So have super tons of fun and if you have any comments or suggestions, please feel free to contact us! We like hearing feedback on how we can improve.
Additionally, it turns out that website design is just ever so slightly over my head, so if you are a web designer who works for a reasonable rate, gimme a shout!
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